Artist: Kinky Friedman| Title: Asshole from El Paso
Asshole from El Paso
(Chinga Chavin, Kenny â??Snakebiteâ?? Jacobs)
We donâ??t have no lovinâ??s in El Paso
We donâ??t go to porno picture shows
We donâ??t swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from Mexico.
And Iâ??m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.
We donâ??t wipe our asses on Old Glory,
God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till theyâ??re married
So hosinâ?? sheep is good enough for us.
And Iâ??m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.
Iâ??m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour